And Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2016 Is….

January 27, 2017 / Posted by:

I’m sure you’re prolapsing from the anticipation of it all!

In 2016, there were three hundred and sixty-five Hot Slut of the Days and twelve Hot Slut of the Months, but there can only be one Hot Slut of the Year and the crown has gone to Ana Navarro! Here is a totally-not-Photoshopped picture of Ana wearing her Hot Slut of the Year crown in front of fireworks that were launched solely to celebrate her win!

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The anti-Trump queen got 41% of the votes in the final round, beating Flossie Dickey (38%) and Bernice Starnes (21%). If for some reason Ana cannot fulfill her Hot Slut of the Year duties (which are: nothing), the crown would go to Flossie Dickey, but since Flossie Dickey is in heaven, the crown will go to Bernice Starnes.

Ana now joins a highly elite group of Hot Slut of the Year winners including Eugene Bostick, Bai Ling, Harvey Price (again, it as the early days of Dlisted), Phoebe Price, Spaghetti Cat and STAINS!

Thanks to everyone who voted and also to everyone who has dropped a Hot Slut of the Day suggestion into my inbox. Until next year… when the government will probably force me to make Tiffany Trump 2017’s Hot Slut of the Year.

And now I leave you with one of the bright, shining moments that shot Ana Navarro to Hot Slut victory!

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