Night Crumbs

January 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow was papped wearing the business woman’s version of Harry Dunne’s tuxedo, and she walked with the confidence of a woman who’s got a jade egg shoved up her cooze and isn’t at all worried about it falling out – Lainey Gossip

Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you that this performance and the next 90 performances of Britney: A Piece Of Me have been canceled, because Brit Brit has discovered Snapchat and we can’t pull her away. Yes, we even tried waving a Frapp at her.” – The Superficial 

As usual, Bella Hadid took the readers of Vogue Paris on a thrilling roller coaster ride of facial expressions – Drunken Stepfather

Brad Pitt either had a low-key party or he’s a balloon fetishist who had a drunken orgy. Either or. – Celebitchy

Those Teen Moms keep spawning – Reality Tea 

Boy George talked about his supposed feud with George MichaelTowleroad

Ryan Gosling’s wax figure doesn’t really look like Ryan Gosling, but it does look like the next star of The Bachelor. And honestly, that wax figure would be a major step up from all the past Bachelors – IDLYITW

Some may say this dog has OCD, but I say this dog is just trying to moonwalk – Hollywood Tuna

What do you know, here comes Bella Hadid’s nips again – The Nip Slip

I’m shaking my head at this dad who just had to show his kid up! – OMG Blog

Jessica Biel is working a coat made out of shelf liner – Popoholic

Dan Akroyd tells the charming story of Carrie Fisher dumping him – Just Jared

Here’s Taylor Swift trying to be angsty and sexy in a clip from her new video with Zayn MalikPopsugar

Lifetime let James Franco make another turd for them – SOW

Oscar De La Hoya got busted for DUI, and the only thing I want to know is if he was wearing a fishnet catsuit underneath his clothes – Deadspin

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