Night Crumbs

January 24, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

“Mon chéri’, please hurry up with the worshipping, my hand is starting to get frostbite” is definitely what Isabelle Huppert thought to herself as Nicole Kidman kissed her hand at the Armani Privé show – Lainey Gossip

Hasn’t Hawaii been through enough?! First, Jennifer Lawrence’s ass and now Mark Zuckerberg! – Celebitchy

For a second there, I thought that Darren Criss was the white supremacist who Shia LaBeouf punched with his screams – The Superficial

Poor Roman Polanski has been run out of the Cesar awards – Pajiba

I don’t know who Katie Braatvedt is, but I do know that I too lounge in a bathtub while wearing curtain sheers on my body and half of a flower arrangement on my head – Drunken Stepfather

Jenelle Evans gave birth to the newest Teen Mom cast member – Reality Tea

The couple in Lush’s ad must be really in love if they’re happily bathing in that pink ass water – Towleroad

Shakira works a leotard made of ACE bandages in Cosmopolitan Chile – Hollywood Tuna

Diane Kruger is dressed like a 90s semi-goth girl going to prom – Popoholic

This bitch is stoooooooned – OMG Blog

Oh, it’s just Bella Hadid’s nipples again – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

Tim Daly broke both of his legs while skiing – SOW

If you’re a straight single chick, the dating scene just got a lot more bleak for you. Because Jane Fonda is newly single and is going to get all the men – Just Jared

Constance Wu doesn’t give a fuck and drags the Academy for nominating Casey Affleck – Popsugar

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