Mad Mel’s 9th Child (That We Know Of) Has Been Born

January 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Mad Mel is back. Hollywood is no longer mad at the baked bag of rage for blaming all the world’s ills on the Jews (among other things) and he’s working the awards show circuit once again. And on top of being an Oscar nominee this year, Mel is a father again at the age of 61. And as Mel celebrates that, I’m sure his lawyers are holding an emergency meeting to tell their team that they better sign up for some CrossFit shit, take all their vitamins and gargle with herb water to prepare their vocal cords for non-stop screaming. Because in a few months, they’ll probably have to fight it out with Mad Mel’s latest baby mother in family court.

Mel Gibson’s rep tells People that on Friday, January 20, his 26-year-old equestrian/aspiring screenwriter girlfriend Rosalind Ross gave birth to their first child together in Los Angeles. Rosalind had a boy and they named their son Lars Gerard Gibson. Lars Gibson weighed in at 5 lbs. 5 oz. A source dropped an OTM violation (over the moon violation) while talking about how happy Mel is. Well, if history repeats itself and Mel and Rosalind turn out to be the second coming of Mel and Oksana Grigorieva, Baby Lars will probably wish he could get into a spaceship and fly over the moon while making his way to a new universe.

“They’re thrilled and Lars is adorable. Their family is all around them and Mel is over the moon. They’re home and everybody is healthy and happy!”

And hopefully, Rosalind already Mel-proofed the house by burning the jacuzzi and the rose bushes before getting rid of the leftover gasoline she used. And I’m sure her friends and family all gave her a recording device hidden in a stuffed animal to capture Baby Lars’ first words (and Mel’s rants). Congrats to them all!

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