Why The Cherubs Cry Today: Iggy Azalea And French Montana Probably Broke Up

January 23, 2017 / Posted by:

Real love IS a trick risking his life by putting his head on Iggy Azalea’s DuPont factory of an ass. Because if she blew out a fart onto his face, he would’ve died of toxic plastic fume inhalation a few seconds later.

French Montana, rapper-type and survivor of the Kartrashian Man Kurse, and Iggy Azalea, alleged rapper turned (insert the name of whatever the hell she does now), got together last August. During Friggy’s reign as the definition of true love’s favorite couple, he went to Jared seven times for her and they partook in some couples animal cruelty by posing with a poor circus elephant at his birthday party. Since both French and Iggy are certified attention whores, I figured that they would eventually get married in a televised wedding on the season finale of their E! reality show. But sadly, it looks like their love has died like that poor elephant’s sense of dignity when it was forced to perform for those two dildo dingles.

UsWeekly says that 26-year-old Iggy spent her weekend in Cabo San Lucas with 19-year-old music producer LJay Currie. UsWeekly adds that they flew to Mexico on a private jet and were all over each other during the trip. TMZ posted pictures of Iggy’s teen piece getting a handful of melting butt rubber as the sun’s rays burnt the scalp skin between her corn rows

When Iggy and Nick Young broke up, she aired all their shit by tweeting that she didn’t dump him because he knocked up his ex. She dumped him because she saw security camera footage of him bringing side hos into their house. So some may feel a little cheated that Iggy didn’t tweet the reason why Friggy is no more. My guess is that French dumped her after realizing that being with her meant that he had to listen to her music Speaking of, seeing Iggy with a music producer is making my ear drums shake with fear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to soothe them with some real rap music (aka J.J. Fad’s greatest hits).

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