Night Crumbs

January 23, 2017 / Posted by:

Kristen Stewart is hosting Saturday Night Live and I’m already laugh-cringing since “Kristen Stewart hosting SNL” sounds like an SNL skit in itself – Lainey Gossip

Tom Hardy says that he and Charlize Theron don’t need to bury the hatchet, to which hos are probably screaming, “Okay, but you can bury something else in me.” – Celebitchy

There’s another lucky human on this planet who gets to call La Toya Jackson his great auntie – Reality Tea 

Never mind Suki Waterhouse’s nipples, why is she wearing a prairie prom dress made out of nursery curtains and crib skirts? – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Another day, another set of pictures of Coco proving that she’s our modern-day Aphrodite – The Superficial

Julianne Hough went to the gym again – Popoholic

FYI: Madonna isn’t going to blow up the White House – Towleroad

Pimp Mama Kris must be so disappointed and embarrassed. One of her girls hit the stroll in a see-through top that totally covered her nipples. The shame that Kendall Jenner has brought upon the koven! – Hollywood Tuna

Ugh, why can’t you be more like Bella Hadid? I’m so ashamed” is what Pimp Mama Kris probably said to Kendall Jenner after seeing these pics – The Nip Slip 

Tom Daley had Snapchat sex with a fan while “on a break” from his fiance, but this is a sad excuse for a Snapchat sex session because there’s no visible peen – OMG Blog

The director of Suicide Squad thinks that it needed more Joker, much more Joker. And with that, Jared Leto’s ego probably grew another 9 inches – IDLYITW

Taylor Swift hates women – Pajiba

And in TWITTER RUINS LIVES news, a writer for Saturday Night Live may lose her job for a tweet about 10-year-old Barron Trump – Just Jared

Amy Poehler has a new piece – Popsugar

Stephen Colbert is hosting the Emmys – SOW

Pic: Splash

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