Night Crumbs
Kristen Stewart is hosting Saturday Night Live and I’m already laugh-cringing since “Kristen Stewart hosting SNL” sounds like an SNL skit in itself – Lainey Gossip
Tom Hardy says that he and Charlize Theron don’t need to bury the hatchet, to which hos are probably screaming, “Okay, but you can bury something else in me.” – Celebitchy
There’s another lucky human on this planet who gets to call La Toya Jackson his great auntie – Reality Tea
Never mind Suki Waterhouse’s nipples, why is she wearing a prairie prom dress made out of nursery curtains and crib skirts? – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Another day, another set of pictures of Coco proving that she’s our modern-day Aphrodite – The Superficial
Julianne Hough went to the gym again – Popoholic
FYI: Madonna isn’t going to blow up the White House – Towleroad
Pimp Mama Kris must be so disappointed and embarrassed. One of her girls hit the stroll in a see-through top that totally covered her nipples. The shame that Kendall Jenner has brought upon the koven! – Hollywood Tuna
“Ugh, why can’t you be more like Bella Hadid? I’m so ashamed” is what Pimp Mama Kris probably said to Kendall Jenner after seeing these pics – The Nip Slip
Tom Daley had Snapchat sex with a fan while “on a break” from his fiance, but this is a sad excuse for a Snapchat sex session because there’s no visible peen – OMG Blog
The director of Suicide Squad thinks that it needed more Joker, much more Joker. And with that, Jared Leto’s ego probably grew another 9 inches – IDLYITW
Taylor Swift hates women – Pajiba
And in TWITTER RUINS LIVES news, a writer for Saturday Night Live may lose her job for a tweet about 10-year-old Barron Trump – Just Jared
Amy Poehler has a new piece – Popsugar
Stephen Colbert is hosting the Emmys – SOW
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