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January 22, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

Nabisco Tid-Bit!

I couldn’t find that much information about Nabisco’s Tid-Bits. Someone on the Roadfood forum said that they ate them in the 1950s, and someone else on WikiAnswers said that Nabisco put them down for good in 2002. Tid-Bit doesn’t even have a spot on Nabisco’s Wikipedia page. NO RESPECT! Did a Nabisco executive catch their spouse fucking a bunch of Tid-Bits, so they got revenge by trying to make that home wrecking cheesy whore disappear? Yeah, that’s probably what happened.

Nabisco Tid-Bits were basically like Good & Plenty-shaped Nips. They were baked cheese crackers that were shaped like an extra-long pill, and if you cracked open the middle, you could see all the deliciousness inside. I wonder how many hardcore cheese cracker addicts (cheese crackerheads?) had to go to the ER after snorting way too many Tid-Bits, because their shape does make them perfect for snorting.

But it is sad that they’re gone, because now that I look at them, they look like tiny uncut cheese dicks. (They were the RIGHT kind of dick cheese.) And the world could always use more dick-shaped deliciousness.

Pic: Pinterest

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