Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2016? Vote In The Final Round!

January 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Hot Slut of the Year history has been made! This is the first time that a HSOTY grand final has been an all-female showdown. HERstory! And none of them are a dog or a cat. I know, while putting this post together, my face contorted into a giant skin question mark as I looked at that picture and thought, “Hmm, it doesn’t look like any of them communicate through meows or barks only.” I didn’t think an animal-free HSOTY final was possible. But it is!

Anti-Trump warrior princess Ana Navarro won Round 3 and so she’s now in the grand finals with whiskey-drinking, nap-loving legend Flossie Dickey and Not The One empress Bernice Starnes. I’ve written about these three HS angels many, many times, but if you need a refresher about what led them to HS victory, click here for one on the late Ms. Dickey, here for Ms. Starnes and here for Ms. Navarro.

Voting is below. The Queen of Dlisted will be crowned on Friday, January 27. If you plan to pray to your God for guidance on who to vote for, I’ll save you some trouble. Your God will say to you, “You should’ve voted for Joan Collins last January, so I don’t have any advice for you at this time.” Happy voting!


Pics: FOX 28, PIX11, Instagram

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