Sorry Everyone, But Bella Thorne Says That’s Not Gregg Sulkin’s Dick On The Internet

January 18, 2017 / Posted by:

During the past week or so, peens allegedly belonging to several cast members of MTV’s Teen Wolf have leaked all over that internet. Dick pics and/or videos supposedly of Cody Christian, Ryan Kelley and Tyler Posey have popped up on the internet. I know, dicks pics of Teen Wolf dudes are sprouting up left and right and none are of Tyler Hoechlin. The universe really knows how to tease a bitch. The universe is that PornHub video that cuts off 2 seconds before the money shot. Gregg Sulkin isn’t in Teen Wolf, but he was on another MTV show, Faking It, and he did date Tyler Posey’s ex Bella Thorne, and I guess that’s good enough to add him to The Fappening: Teen Wolf Edition. BUT WAIT!

Not long after a picture and videos of Gregg’s peen and shaved crotch came out, his ex-piece and mess-to-watch Bella Thorne re-tweeted the (NSFW) dick pic and let everyone know that as an expert on his naked body, she can say with 100% confidence that the down-low parts everyone is fapping to don’t belong to Gregg.

Oh, Bella Thorne, how do I love the messiness of thee. I love how she nonchalantly just shrugged that peen off as fraudulent like nothing. But Bella’s tweet did get me thinking about whether I’d be able to spot an ex’s dick just from a grainy video. I’d like to think that I have a peenographic memory and could, but I don’t know. Although, it’d probably be easy for me to spot an ex’s peen, because on its shaft would be a tattoo that reads: Warning – This Penis Has Been Tainted By A Michael K. Proceed With Caution. The CDC makes all of my exes get that.

And here’s dick detective Bella Thorne and her sister looking like off-brand Garbage Pail Kids while struttin’ around Beverly Hills yesterday.

Pics:, Splash

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