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January 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Leonie, the lady zebra shark who don’t need no man to do anything for her, including knock her ass up. Mike Stoller, who helped write the Peggy Lee song I’m A Woman needs to immediately write a special verse for Leonie, because she’s an all-caps W-O-M-A-N!

New Scientist says that Leonie had a male mating partner that she met in a tank at the Reef HQ aquarium in Townsville, Queensland in Australia in 1999. During the twelve+ years they were together, they made sweet bareback shark love with each other and she birthed out two dozen pups. But in 2012, an evil Disney-like villain who obviously hates true love ripped the two apart and Leonie’s man was put in a different tank. (The truth is, the aquarium cut back on breeding so the dudes and ladies were separated.)

Leonie was without a mating partner for a good 3 years, but last year, she magically gave birth to three shark babies. Christine Dudgeon, a biologist at the University of Queensland in Brisbane, originally thought that maybe Leonie had some of her ex-man’s zebra shark jizz stored up in her and used it to fertilize her eggs (cut to every hardcore gold digger Googling “how to store your man’s jizz up in your parts for future use“). But in a bible-like twist, the pups were tested and the results showed that they only had their mom’s DNA in them. We now have three new Jesuses and they’re shark pups in Australia.

Lollie, one of the female pups that Leonie made with her mating partner, also laid eggs and two of those hatched. So we’ve actually got five new Jesuses!

Christine Dudgeon tells CNN that some science shit called “parthenogenesis [asexual reproduction]” may be the reason why Leonie and Lollie were able to lay eggs. Hamish Tristram, a senior aquarist at Reef HQ, further explained:

“One theory is that in the wild, if for some reason males can’t have contact with the females for one breeding season, they can keep their lineage going for one or two seasons [through asexual reproduction], until they can reproduce the traditional way.”

Leonie is probably mad as hell. When her man was moved to another pad, she probably breathed a giant sigh of relief, because her days of dealing with kids were far behind her. She could sleep in, watch porn out in the open, get plastered any time she wanted and finally live for HER. But just when she was getting her groove back, nature had to mess things up for her. Damn you, nature!

And this whole “asexual reproduction” thing has got me nervous. I better start taking birth control, because after having what I thought was a strenuous BM experience, I could look into the toilet and see a human ball and chain blinking back at me.

Pic: Reef HQ Aquarium/University of Queensland

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