Don’t scoff at that; it takes hours and hours of practice to pose like an undefeated toddler pageant queen. Earlier this week, Ariana Grande Instagrammed a black and white picture of herself looking like American Girl doll that just discovered weed and Joy Rich. But unlike the last time she got a little attention for something she posted to Instagram, this time it wasn’t about the picture. It was the caption that went along with it.
That last hashtag: #haventsleptinyears. That might explain why it looks like she’s taking a quick standing-up snooze in the middle of the sidewalk. If I hadn’t slept in years, I’d wouldn’t be able to keep my eyes open for a picture either.
Of course, it didn’t take long for the internet to hiss “Excuse you, bitch” back at Ariana’s claim of being the hardest working 23-year-old on the planet. Many people reminded Ariana that she might want to reconsider her self-appointed title. There is a chance she’s not working harder than a 23-year-old busting ass at three different minimum-wage jobs to keep the electricity in their basement studio apartment on. Ariana sort-of responded by posting some shit about not being sorry for the shit she says and how she’s every woman (it’s all in herrrrrrrrr).
It’s true though! Ariana is just like every other 23-year-old out there hustling to pay down their $37,000 student loan debt. Except Ariana’s job is just a teensy bit harder, okay? I mean, not only does Ariana put in several hours each week singing (hard!), but she also has to deal with famous people bullshit. Like when she asks for a case of Fiji and her assistant gets a 6-pack of Dasani. The struggle is real.