Night Crumbs

January 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Seen above with her latest toy/man accessory/walking guide Bryan Tanaka, Mimi was in London were she got over $3 million to perform at the wedding of a Russian billionaire’s granddaughter. If I was that Russian rich girl, I’d demand that Mimi sing Touch My Body in my native tongue, because seeing her try to lip-synch in Russian would be worth every ruble – Lainey Gossip 

Jamie Dornan is on the cover of GQ Australia making the same face I made when a server at Red Robin told me they were all out of freckled lemonade. How does that happen? That shit should come out of the faucets there – Celebitchy

This spread of Gigi and Bella Hadid should be titled: Upstaged By Wallpaper – Drunken Stepfather

And somewhere in Coto, Vicki Gunvalson is working on her next storyline (aka accusing Tamra Judge of making up skin cancer for attention) – Reality Tea

Here I was thinking that Goopy Paltrow’s kidney stones are worth at least a few thousand dollars, but now I’m hearing that she puts $66 cooch-tightening stone eggs in her. I know, just $66! Is she broke? – The Superficial 

That rock Jennifer Holliday was vacationing under must’ve been lovely – Towleroad

Elizabeth Olsen emotes drama even while looking for her car in a grocery store parking lot – Popoholic

Naked videos starring a British twink diver not named Tom Daley are making the rounds – OMG Blog

Netflix released the trailer for that show where Drew Barrymore plays a zombie in Santa Clarita, CA. I have family in Santa Clarita and whenever I go, I have to get as stoned as a zombie to deal, so I can sort of relate to this show – Pajiba

You know your mind runs on gutter water when you watch this video and think, “DAMN! His beej skills must be next level!” – Hollywood Tuna

As the chirrun on Twitter say: keep it! – Starcasm

Charlie Sheen tells RiRi he’s sorry for calling her a bitch – Just Jared

This world can be a real shit hole, but there is light sometimes like this smile-inducing video of Betty Fucking White on her 95th birthday – Boy Culture

Pic: Splash

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