The 8th grade love triangle drama between Selena Gomez, The Weeknd and Bella Hadid just got a huge injection of used douche water. Troublemaking 5th grader Justin Bieber has shoved himself into the drama. Oooooh, the hall monitor is totally going to report the Biebs when he gets caught trying to sneak into the upper grades side to tussle with his ex and her new dude.
When TMZ’s cameraman first asked the Biebs about Selena getting with auto-spell’s enemy The Weeknd, he didn’t have anything to say. But why should he strain his precious mouth muscles by speaking when he can have “sources” speak for him? TMZ’s “Bieber sources” say that the Biebs is rolling his eyes at SeeKnd, because Selena is just doing what Selena does, which is fuck for promo. In the Biebs underdeveloped mind, he believes that Selena humps on dudes she makes new music with. Selena did it with him, Nick Jonas and Zedd. And now she’s doing it with The Weeknd. Selena and The Weeknd are reportedly working on a song together.
A hot second after those totally natural and not-at-all staged pap pictures of Selena and The Weeknd came out, he released his video for Party Monster, which has the lyric “ass shaped like Selena” in it. Selena was also recently papped listening to The Weeknd’s album Starboy. So it hurts the flesh on my fingers to type this, but the Biebs may have a point. But then again, don’t all of those pop tricks get together to boost their fame? I mean, if Justin Bieber was just a regular 1st grader (that’s the grade he was in when he first got famous, right?) who had a side job delivering PennySavers, Selena would not have dated him. And if Selena was a nobody, Justin Bieber would not have… Okay, he still would’ve, because he was at the age where he’d get pink hearts in his eyes for any girl that smiled at him. You know how hard toddlers crush.
And here’s pics from Sunday night of Justin Bieber leaving current fame whore ground zero, Catch in L.A., while still looking like a Terry Richardson doll made by Tyco.