Miley Cyrus had three people in her life who were celebrating birthdays over this past week. Her little sister Noah Cyrus turned 18 on the 8th, and both her fiancé Liam Hemsworth and friend Wayne Coyne celebrated their birthdays on the 13th. Miley decided to save her stoner brain the trouble of remembering all those dates by rolling all three into one giant birthday party on Saturday.
The theme of Miley’s joint birthday party was a play on the rap group N.W.A. she called N.W.L, which stands for Noah, Wayne, Liam. Except it really wasn’t so much of a tribute to Noah, Wayne, and Liam as it was an excuse for Miley to get stoned and cover herself in what looks like a Spirit Halloween costume named “rapper with attitude.” I’m sure there are several think pieces being written about Miley Cyrus in a Compton shirt, bandanna, and gold chains. Although my personal “Why?” regarding this situation comes from seeing that Wayne Coyne, who turned 56 on Friday, is still riding shotgun in the passenger seat of Miley’s early-20s antics. Is his mid-life crisis not over yet? Get it together, Wayne! You’re too old to be playing Straight Outta Compton dress-up with Hannah Montana.
Miley’s joint birthday party was literally a joint birthday party. It was sponsored by Snoop Dogg’s weed company, Merry Jane. They provided goodie bags, and if this video of everyone singing Happy Birthday is any indication, Miley’s guests got into those goodie bags immediately after they arrived.
That’s not nearly enough cake for all those people. Someone who gets as high as Miley should know that if you’re going to get your guests high, the right thing to do is to provide everyone with their own sheet cake to eat or curl up onto or just stare at for 45 minutes.
Here’s more from Noah, Wayne, and Liam’s party. Liam looks so out of place. He showed up in a ski vest and knit hat with a bushy beard. Maybe when Miley told him to “dress westsiiiiide“, he got confused and thought she meant the pacific northwest.