The Sunday Express has never lied to us (and by that I mean that the one time I posted a story from The Sunday Express, it turned out to be filled with LIES), so I don’t know what to believe anymore. They said months ago that Prince Hot Ginge’s full-time piece Meghan Markle had met up with Prince William and Duchess Kate and they both liked her. But now UsWeekly and The Sun are saying that Future Princess Meghan barely met Duchess Kate for the very first time last Tuesday. WHO TO BELIEVE? I won’t believe that Duchess Kate and Meghan Markle met for real until I see paparazzi pictures of Kate seeing if Meghan is ready for the job of a professional British royal by analyzing her hand-waving skills.
UsWeekly says that Meghan met Prince William in November, and on Tuesday it was Duchess Kate’s turn to meet the lucky trick who gets to regularly burn her parts on PHG’s flaming dick torch. A source says that Meghan hung out with Duchess Kate and Princess Charlotte at Kensington Palace in London. Sadly, Future King George wasn’t there to judge Meghan while looking her up and down, because he was busy ruling the playground at school. A different source tells The Sun that PHG really cares what Duchess Kate thinks. The source dribbled out this river of fanfic.
“Kate was really looking forward to meeting Meghan and she knew how important it was to Harry. They are very close and he really values her opinion on girlfriends. Obviously Harry’s mother, Princess Diana, died when he was very young so Kate really fulfils that older sister/maternal role. It went really well and Meghan was very excited about meeting her.
William was also there and she got to play with Charlotte who she just adored. Meg had bought Kate a small birthday present – a very smart leather-bound ‘dream diary’ for her thoughts and ideas which Kate loved.
This just shows how serious Harry is. He wants to take their relationship to the next level.
I wonder what Duchess Kate is going to write in her new dream diary? Before she became Duchess Kate, it seemed like she only dreamt of becoming the Princess of England, so I’m guessing nowadays she only dreams of becoming the Queen of England! Or she dreams about singing animal friends, which Disney tells me is what princesses are into.
And things may be rainbow farts and sweet ice cream burps between Duchess Kate and Meghan Markle for now, but shit is going to get royally awkward if they ever have to “work” an event together and Kate finds out that the boring wrap dress that Meghan wore sold out BEFORE hers did. Duchess Kate will feel real struggle when she has to hide her inner rage while continuing to smile the perfect professional royal smile.
And here’s a newly-recovered Queen Elizabeth II holding her own umbrella while going to church this past weekend with her true love (aka her pocketbook).