SNL Took On Donald Trump’s Alleged “Golden Showers”

January 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump started last night’s Saturday Night Live cold open by noting “Yes, this is real life. This is really happening.

Truer words and all that! It was revealed this week that US intelligence agencies were given info that our incoming president allegedly might have been compromised- sorry, “kompromated-ed,” by the Russians. With what, you ask?

Trump allegedlysupposedlymighthavebutnothignhasbeenconfirmed hosted a pee party with some hookers in Moscow and there’s said to be video of the affair.

Trump also held his first press conference since July this week, and it was a bizarre and downright depressing affair in which he claimed that he wouldn’t be into golden showers, because he’s “a germaphobe.” Then Trump got into a verbal catfight with a CNN reporter. That sort of lightheaded feeling you’re experiencing? You haven’t developed vertigo. It’s just our country circling the global drain. I guess just hold on to something and pray?

Via Uproxx:

It’s hard to top what actually happened on Wednesday — he brought up “cameras in the strangest places” and called CNN “fake news” — but SNL did its best, with Alec Baldwin’s Trump hyping Inauguration Day by boasting, “Hold on to your tits and bits, because we have 3 Doors Down.” He also unleashed a steady stream of pee-based puns, including, “This country will be literally showered with jobs, because I am a major wiz at jobs.” Did a shirtless Vladimir Putin show up holding a VHS with the label “Pee Pee Tape”? Of course he did.

Per usual, only one thing gave me comfort this week while watching the latest chapter in our country’s alarmingly rapid decline. I knew I was going to see this last night:

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Beck Bennett as Russian despot Vladimir Putin’s nipples are the only thing getting me through this national crisis. They’re better than a teddy bear or drinking until I’m unresponsive and paramedics have to come.

Watch last night’s SNL cold open below.

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