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January 15, 2017 / Posted by:

The hero dog who saved one of its sworn enemies, a cat, from living the rest of its life in a pizza roll bag!

The words “animals are better than people” should be tattooed onto everyone’s brain, because we’re shown that fact a million times and we were shown it again when this video of a pussy in peril went viral. The Daily Mail says that a dude in Louisa, Kentucky went outside of his house and found a distressed ginger cat whose head was stuck in a pizza roll bag. The dude thinks that cat was going through the trash and accidentally got trapped in that pizza roll bag. But instead of putting on his Captain-Save-A-Pussy hat and rescuing that cat from its pizza roll bag prison, the human picked up his phone and started recording, because he “thought people might think it was funny.”

Unlike humans, dogs don’t live for YouTube thumbs up (well, I should say most dogs don’t, because that attention whore Zeus totally does), so one pooch temporarily ignored his natural instinct to hate every damn cat and heroically saved a bitch. The dog pulled the pizza roll bag off of the cat’s head and as my frost-covered heart felt a little warmness, Best Of Friends from the Fox and the Hound started playing in my head:

And after that, the dog and cat teamed up to whoop that human trick’s ass for not helping the cat out and for filming in portrait mode. No, but that cat owes its life to that dog, and I’m sure when they meet again in battle during the cat vs. dog war I keep going on about, that cat will remember how kind that dog friend was. Sure, the cat will still claw the pooch in the face, but pussy will be try to be gentle about it.

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