Just when I thought that today’s “news” day was going to be drier than a cooch after seeing that shot of Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson, I came across some red alarm-worthy news about The Fat Jew (Google him, you dumb fuck) and Wendy Williams.
The Instagram star, comedian, plus-size model, creator of White Girl Rosé and owner of an electrocuted man bun is going to be somebody’s father soon and the mother of his future child isn’t his estranged wife. The Fat Jew is in the middle of a divorce and is also expecting a baby with a woman who made the decision to have a human child with him. The Fat Jew announced the news on yesterday’s episode of The Wendy Williams show. And in true attention whore fashion he asked Wendy to pick his baby’s name on the spot. So now, not only will The Fat Jew’s daughter have to constantly look at his “windblown guinea pig” hair, she’ll also learn one day that Wendy Williams chose her name….
The Fat Jew told Wendy that he and his girlfriend came up with a list of possible names, but they want her to choose the final pick. Wendy could’ve picked a name from their list or come up with one on her own. The Fat Jew and his future baby mother’s list of names included Janeathan, Almond Milk, Beyonce and Wendy. Wendy chose “Janeathan.” I won’t be mad at Janeathan if in 15 years, she filed a lawsuit against Wendy for causing her pain by choosing the fucking name Janeathan.
Here’s the clip, and I bet anyone who was flipping through channels yesterday and landed on this, thought to themselves, “This is the weirdest episode of Fraggle Rock I’ve ever seen.”
Wendy always talks about how she keeps it real, but if she really wanted to keep it real, she would’ve named The Fat Jew’s daughter: Why Me. It’s gender fluid too!