Charlie Sheen has a direct-to-TV movie coming out soon called Mad Families, which I’ve learned isn’t a documentary about the people who receive his child support checks. It’s appropriate that Charlie is promoting a movie with the word “mad” in the title, because Charlie is still very mad at Rihanna for that time she wouldn’t wave him and his ex-fiancée Brett Rossi over to her table at a restaurant. He also had something to say about Jenny McCarthy, Selma Blair, and Jennifer Grey. You leave Baby out of this, Charlie!
Charlie was on Watch What Happens Live last night and Andy Cohen asked him if he and Rihanna ever made up after they got into a Twitter fight back in 2014. Charlie had accused Rihanna of being rude and thinking she was too good to say hello to him at a restaurant in Santa Monica. Rihanna called him an “old queen.” Charlie responded by telling Andy:
“Oh, that bitch. No, no, no.“
It was noted that calling her a bitch probably made the situation worse, to which Charlie replied: “No, she abandoned common courtesy and common sense.” Charlie then directed his hate to Jennifer Grey. Andy played a clip of Charlie and Jennifer Grey from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and Charlie hissed: “Talk about a nose job ruining a career.”
Andy then made Charlie play Plead The Fifth, and of course one of the questions was how he would rank his former female co-stars. Charlie had to rank Heather Locklear, Lindsay Lohan, Selma Blair, and Jenny McCarthy. Charlie loves Heather, likes Lindsay (crackheads of a feather and whatnot), and let’s just say he couldn’t even be bothered to rank Selma and Jenny. It happens around the 1:17 mark.
“They deserve each other” All I know is that all four of those actresses deserve access to a support group for people who have had to work with Charlie Sheen.
Here’s Charlie leaving WWHL last night and arriving at GMA this morning. Jenny McCarthy, Selma Blair, and Rihanna are probably printed these out and lined a litter box with them.