Bald bag of dumb Steve Harvey is in the middle of a lawsuit from a former employee who is accusing him of telling his fans to beat up old white ladies (Steve Harvey’s side claims the former employee is just trying to shake him down for money), so it was the perfect time for him to dust off a grandpapa’s old racist jokes and spit them out during a recent episode of his talk show.
On Friday’s episode of The Steve Harvey Show, Steve did a segment on stupid self-help books (bitch should’ve included his and only his) and he brought up a real book titled, How To Date A White Woman: A Practical Guide For Asian Men. The insufferable taint wart could’ve made fun of how ridiculous that book is, but instead he took us back to a comedy club circa 1978 when he pretended to be a black woman and joked about how can he like Asian dudes when he don’t even like Chinese food. Get into Steve Harvey’s oh-so-fresh joke.
“That’s one page too! Excuse me, do you like Asian men? ‘NO!’ Thank you. How To Date A Black Woman: A Pracitical Guide For Asian Men, same thing. You like Asian men? ‘I don’t even like Chinese food. It don’t stay with you no time.‘ I don’t eat what I can’t pronounce.”
And just like that, everyone just ran out to change their name to the name of a Chinese food dish to make sure that Steve Harvey won’t ever want to put his mouth on them.
One of the most offensive part of Steve Harvey’s bit is how he fake laughs at his own jokes and even Jimmy Fallon is probably saying, “Err, calm the fuck down.” And cutting to the Asian lady laughing is a nice touch.
Steve Harvey does have a point, though. Nobody wants to date Asian men. Nobody wants to date white men, or Latino men, or Native American men, or any other man not named Steve Harvey either. Because everybody is way too busy trying to get on this:
And I apologize for making your eyes barf two days in a row.
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