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January 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Nusret Gökçe aka #SaltBae!

That humanized bottle of Spanish Fly in Tony Montana drag is Nusret Gökçe, a chef and restauranteur who became a viral star last week when a clip of him getting all Don Juan on a piece of meat made genitals heat up to 160 °F. The clip that’s responsible for thousands of well-done coochies is like food porn for meat lovers (and probably a horrifying snuff film for vegetarians and vegans).

The Cut says that Nusret owns the Nusr-Et Steakhouses in Turkey and Dubai, and before his sensually dramatic salting video went viral, he already had over a million followers on Instagram.   There were already many tricks who swooned themselves inside/out while watching the morphing of Madonna’s first baby father (Carlos Leon) and Johnny Depp’s Chocolat character handle a big piece of meat. But his salting video got the sodium lothario even more fans.

Because of those clit-tingling “Richard Gere in American Gigolo” sunglasses, his 90s Antonio Banderas ponytail and his love of black vests over white scoop neck t-shirts, Nusret is like a bite-sized romance novel cover model. Nusret is like the prototype for “mom’s hot new douchey boyfriend” in every romantic comedy, and he could easily make nipple slits howl just by winking. But he just had to make nipples heat up and fall off by posting the video of him creating sweet sexual poetry with a handful of salt.

Prepare your loins for the quivering (and if you’ve already watched it, prepare them again) and watch the video that made #SaltBae a star!

Ottoman steak 🔪

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If you’re looking at his salting skills like, “eh,” then some of that salt obviously blew through your screen and onto your body, making you extra salty. Who cares if from a culinary standpoint his salting skills get an F minus since he seasoned his arm more than that meat? He put on a sensual show of pure elegance. Imagine what he looks like when he sprinkles lube all over your parts?

Nusret is already a father to NINE fucking kids, and he’s about to become a father to 900 more. Because I’m sure that clip caused many people to get knocked up with a salted meat baby.

And now I leave you with a topless picture of the pocket-sized Turkish Fabio:

Darbeli matkap dediler

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Pic: Instagram

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