“Michael, for why did you post another picture of the papier mâché puppet who plays Michael Jackson in that TV movie the world doesn’t need?” – you
Earlier this week, Donald Trump said that his inauguration will have plenty “of movie and entertainment stars,” and he wasn’t telling lies. So far his inauguration’s got the runner-up of America’s Got Talent 5, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and The Rockettes. (Although, there’s a slight chance every Rockette will boycott, so Trump might have to get the next best thing: Tiffany Trump rigged up to a bunch of dancing dummies.) And now UsWeekly is saying that fellow A-list reality superstar Caitlyn Jenner will be at his inauguration on January 20th. Caitlyn better make a stop over in NYC so she can get an outfit at Lucy and Ethel’s Dress Shop, because I hear that all of the “dress shops” in DC are fresh out of gowns.
LGBTQ Nation was the first to report that Caitlyn did get an invite to Trump’s inauguration. I guess Caitlyn doesn’t care about the whole “Trump suddenly giving a baby thumbs up to North Carolina’s anti-LGBT law,” because UsWeekly says that she has accepted the invitation. Caitlyn is also apparently looking for a date. Hmmm… I wonder who is desperate enough for attention to sit next to Caitlyn at Trump’s inauguration? I wonder…
Caitlyn Jenner getting an invite makes sense because she’s had her tongue between Trump’s tangerine sugar walls a couple of times, including the time where she said that he will be great for women and for the LGBT community. Sure, Caitlyn was probably invited because she’s a Trump fangirl and is also sitting at the top of the A-list, but I’m sure she was invited for other reasons too. Trump probably wants to talk to Caitlyn just in case Elaine Chao doesn’t work out and he’ll need to find a new transportation secretary.
And here’s a melting Caitlyn with four-time Olympic gold-medalist Simone Biles at an event at an Equinox in L.A. last week.