Being trapped in a vehicle and driving Kim Kardashian around sounds like the kind of job that would get real old really fast. You’d be constantly trying to figure out if the annoying vibrating sounds you’re hearing are from the engine or Kim’s drowsy baby voice. Your back seats will have to be replaced every four-to-six trips due to Kim’s ass wearing a giant misshapen groove in them. One of Kim’s Paris drivers won’t have to worry about how they’re going to tell her they can’t take it anymore and need to le quit, because they’re probably going to get le fired first.
A man who used to regularly drive Kim and her family around Paris might have had something to do with her robbery back in October. French newspaper Le Monde (via UsWeekly) confirms that one of several people arrested in France early yesterday morning was a chauffeur from a company frequently used by Kim and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenners when they’re in Paris. According to Le Monde, the limo driver was the last person to drive Kim before she was tied up in her apartment and robbed of her jewelry, including that $4.5 million ring.
Police are trying to determine if the chauffeur tipped off France’s Le Ring du Bling. Le Monde claims police have a good suspicion that the driver was probably involved. The chauffeur’s brother was also arrested. Page Six says Michael Madar, 40, and his brother Gary Madar, 27, both worked for the same limo company. Police have confirmed reports that Michael would have known all of Kim’s movements while in Paris.
If Michael the limo driver did have something to do with it, then Kim and the rest of the Koven must be freaking out as much as the heavy fillers in their lips will allow. If they can’t even trust the person hired to lug their asses to and from publicity stops, who can they trust to do it? What if all their employees can’t be trusted? Oh my god, what if Kim fires everyone out of fear and goes back to doing everything herself? Kim has probably forgotten how to do basic things like getting her own salads and buying her own hooker wear, which means watching her try to do that on her own would no doubt be hilarious. If E! is looking for a potential new KUWTK spin-off, they should really consider an 8-part series called Kim Tries To Do Stuff.