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Hidden Fences!
Up until last night, the words, “hidden fences,” would’ve made me think of a dog’s worst nightmare next to hearing the words: “You’ve just been bought by Justin Bieber.” I would’ve thought of that invisible prison fence for dogs that shocks their asses every time they try to cross it. (Or like the invisible fence that Taylor Swift has around her property just in case her boyfriend-of-the-moment decides to break their contract and make a run for it.) But now every time I heard the words, “hidden fences,” I’m going to think of the greatest movie from 2016 that never was. Hidden Fences tells the story of three brilliant African-American mathematicians who try to figure out the equation that explains why Viola Davis is able to snot-cry on cue.
“Hidden Fences” trended all night and became a meme after Jenna Bush Hager, who NBC decided to put on the Golden Globes red carpet for some reason, said to Pharrell Williams, “So, you’re nominated for Hidden Fences...”
If Jenna Bush Hager was a real journalist, she would’ve caught the “Did this bitch just say Hidden FENCES?” side-eye that Pharrell threw at her, but she didn’t and kept on. In this clip, you can almost hear the award show trolls Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic cackling over how they’re not the only fuck-up messes on the red carpet.
"you're nominated for Hidden Fences" pic.twitter.com/7My6dtEkbG
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 9, 2017
La La Land thinks they were the movie of the night, but they’re wrong. It was Hidden FENCES! Michael Keaton also gave Hidden Fences a shout out while announcing the nominees for Best Supporting Actress In A Motion Picture. I guess movies starring black people all look the same to Jenna Bush Hager and Michael Keaton (or the teleprompter writer).
#GoldenGlobes: Michael Keaton calls 'Hidden Figures' #HiddenFences on stage https://t.co/Jp8e3vfcQA pic.twitter.com/EAb4hok6Jz
— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) January 9, 2017
Michael Keaton later served up an apology on a bed of sarcasm to TMZ, and Jenna Bush Hager really brought the emotions on Today while apologizing for her mistake.
WATCH: “If I offended people, I am deeply sorry. It was a mistake… I am not perfect.” @JennaBushHager on Golden Globes red carpet mistake pic.twitter.com/0dOLPHuJCO
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) January 9, 2017
Well, hopefully this Hidden Fences mess will lead to one TV executive getting a great idea: a game show that involves playing hide-and-seek with cast members from Picket Fences. Costas Mandylor better be calling his agent right now.
Pic: High Tech Pet