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January 8, 2017 / Posted by:

JcPenney’s Belle from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast doll!

Well, I guess Disney decided that Mrs. Potts and Chip weren’t the only ones they were going to do wrong and dirty. They also fucked with Emma Watson by creating a Belle doll that made some people say, “That Beast doll is waaaaay too terrifying!” Disney’s live-action Beauty and the Beast comes out in March and so Disney has started farting up merchandise including a line of dolls. Doll collector William Herrington tells Buzzfeed that he was walking around the JCPenney at Mesa Mall in Grand Junction, CO  when his eyes landed on the soul-eating Emma Watson as Bell doll. William posted the pics of JCP’s Belle doll on Flickr and they were quickly snatched up by the internet, who turned the hilarious doll into an overnight star.

To some people, this Belle doll looks like it’s about to abandon a down-and-out dog, piss in a janitor’s bucket and let its fans know how much it hates them. Many looked at that doll and saw Justin Bieber in a $2.99 polyester Scarlett O’Hara costume wig. I see Justin Bieber, but like others on Twitter, I also see a Barack Obama doll that’s been bleached white and sold as an unofficial Bella Swan doll at the Dollar General.

This mess of a doll does have Emma’s eyes, brows and mouth, but they Rihanna-ized her forehead and gave her a Giuliana Rancic-approved lollipop head. It’s also kind of giving me “Klingon Caitlyn Jenner.” And I know that those are supposed to be freckles, but it looks like someone just wet farted in her face and left a field of poop splatters.

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And at least that expression is spot-on. That definitely is the face of a chick who is judging herself for wanting to hop on the Beast’s lipstick dick.

Pics: Flickr

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