Chris Brown Was Banned From A Gym For Acting Like Chris Brown

January 8, 2017 / Posted by:

One of the very few sureties in life is that Chris Brown is a giant, entitled asshole who will do giant, entitled asshole things because that’s what giant, entitled assholes do. It’s almost comforting, in a way. When nothing makes sense and our planet seems ready to spin off its axis and plunge into a vast, universal darkness, we can always rely on Chris Brown’s giant, entitled asshole personality and behavior. TMZ says that he got banned from an NYC gym for being courteous, thoughtful, and respectful. No, I kid. He was being a giant, entitled asshole. Again.

Chris and some friends were at Life Time Fitness in NYC, and they were allegedly (do I even need “allegedly” here?) being dicks. The manager had to nix them. Chris didn’t like that. Perhaps he mistook the manager for Soulja Boy?

We’re told Chris and his crew were on the basketball courts playing loud music, cussing and hurling insults. Witnesses say a manager asked them to leave and Chris lost it … even spitting on the way out.

That manager is lucky they weren’t inside of a car for Chris to smash their head into the passenger-side window. We know how Chris operates.

They also tell TMZ that Chris and his friends made such a good impression on the folks at Life Time Fitness, that they have been banned permanently from the company’s more than 100 locations, FOR LIFE. No elliptical for you, Breezy!

The rep says Chris’ actions, behavior and aggression toward their staff was completely unacceptable and they’ve got no place for it.

The last time I got to post about Chris, he was allegedly (really, that caveat just seems so unnecessary) threatening a female houseguest with a gun and hurling drugs out of a window, so this is actually sort of wholesome compared to that? Why am I helping him here?

Pic: Splash

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