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January 7, 2017 / Posted by:

GUM Red-Cote disclosing tabs!

GUM Red-Cote disclosing tabs still exist today and that surprises me. I’d think that by now, there’d be more technologically advanced shit to expose your lazy brushing ways. I’d think there would be a robot who’d inspect your teeth and beat you in the mouth with a toothbrush if they caught evidence of your slacking. Or an app that would analyze pictures of your nasty, raggedy teeth and circle your fuck-up spots before automatically posting it on your Instagram page to shame you! But GUM Red-Cote tabs are still around and still calling people out.

I don’t know if they do this anymore, but when I was a kid in the olden days, the dentist would make you brush and floss, and afterward, you’d chew on a GUM Red-Cote tab and then rinse your mouth out with water. A hot pink coating would snitch out your can’t-brush-right-ass to the dentist and show all the places you missed. You’d brush again until the hot pink¬†was gone. Because I just know you need the close-up image of some pink-coated teefs on a Saturday, here’s what a mouth would look like after that narc bitch Gum Red-Cote uncovered your laziness to the dentist:

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The world is a forever changing place and the future is scary, but I do take comfort in knowing that GUM Red-Cote is still out there exposing lazy brushers!

Pics: ResearchGate, TM

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