Open Post: Hosted By The Official Shower Beer
A Swedish creative called Snask has hooked up with a brewery called Pangpang to bring the world the FIRST EVER shower beer called Shower Beer! Shower Beer is pretty much the Fingos or beers, because every beer is already a shower beer.
People says that Shower Beer was created specifically to drink in between washing your ass and crying on the floor of your shower. They shrunk the normal-sized beer bottle down to a 6 oz. bottle. But they claim that the smaller serving has as much booze content as a normal-sized bottle. Shower Beer’s got 10% ABV and that’s twice as much as a Budweiser.
The founder of Pangpang told Vice that Shower Beer’s taste goes well with suds. Warning: Beer snob talk ahead!
“I let the Shower Beer sit longer in the primary fermenter before dry hopping and cold crashing it, compared to other PangPang beers. This lets it develop a soapy flavor that in some beers is considered an ‘off’ flavor, but is just on point for the Shower Beer. The beer is heavily hopped with Citra [hops], and has a citrusy, soapy, and somewhat herbal profile.”
Shower Beer can also be used as a conditioner. Those of you who used Body On Tap back in the day are pfft-ing at this mess, I’m sure. Because Body On Tap cleansed your hair and if you drank it, it probably gave you a little buzz.
Shower Beer just seems dangerous to me. It’s like an ER visit waiting to happen. Glass + water everywhere = cut up feet. And if you drink a few Shower Beers, you may get a little horny, which may lead to you getting ideas after eyeing that bottle. You may end up in the ER, telling the doctor that you slipped in the shower and landed asshole-first on a little beer bottle on the floor. Who put that little beer bottle there?!
Now that I mention it, what the world really needs is a safe-to-use shower dildo that’s also filled with beer!!
Pics: Snask