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January 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Paul Preston, the host of the gloriously no-budget commercial for Atlanta’s Furkids Animal Rescue and Shelters!

The perfect commercial after the cut may look like it took 18 weeks to write, 4 weeks to storyboard, 9 weeks to shoot and another 3 weeks to perfect in post-production, but your dog may have let out farts that took longer to complete than the shooting for this ad. HuffPo said that the commercial took about 30 minutes to shoot from start to finish and the budget was “a couple cans of cat food for the cat stars.

It mades its debut on YouTube last month, but it didn’t really touch the eyes of the people until it ended up on Reddit. It’s got over 2.5 million views now.

The 3-minute commercial stars Paul Preston, who works as a contractor and is the brother of a Furkids volunteer. A rep for Furkids says that they chose Paul to do the commercial, because he’s always been naturally funny…. and well… because his ass did it for free. The improvised commercial is perfection from the woman doing a spot-on impersonation of an AirDancer (or maybe she’s doing a spot-on impersonation of an octopus in trauma) to the pussies not giving one fuck to the tuxedo cat trying to put an end to the foolery by biting Paul’s hand off. And for the grand finale, Paul sings out Sarah McLachlan’s ASPCA theme song as some cats hid their faces from the secondhand embarrassment of it all and others wonder what they to deserve such treatment. They’re already in an animal shelter and now they have to be tortured with that Sarah McLachlan shit?

Here’s hoping that this commercial does the trick and every single one of those pussies gets snatched up by a new human! But then again, if they did get adopted, they wouldn’t be able to star in the sequel to this masterpiece. Here’s a pussy feeling torn inside about not being able to star in a sequel to this masterpiece:

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(For Angela)

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