Night Crumbs
Kristen Stewart got food with her girlfriend-of-the-moment whose name I’m not going to bother memorizing because she’ll have a new piece next week. It seems like KStew is on a mission to coochie bump with every famous and semi-famous lesbian in the land. I’m all for it, but KStew better keep her cooch away from Rojo Caliente’s happy home! – Lainey Gossip
Meghan Markle’s family members are talking to the press again – Celebitchy
“Um, is she sleeping with her eyes open or is that called modeling?” is what that young Billy Idol is thinking to himself while posing with Kendall Jenner – Drunken Stepfather
Melissa Gorga’s former business partner wants everyone to know that she’s the one who dumped a trick – Reality Tea
If the Green Lantern was an extremely elegant bikini, he’d be the one that Joanna Krupa is wearing – The Nip Slip
A blood tear must’ve trickled down Pimp Mama Kris’ face after seeing Blac Chyna’s scamming ways on Instagram. She can finally be proud of her future grifter-in-law! – The Superficial
Some call these “spontaneous pap pictures” of Jessica Alba in Hawaii, I call them an Honest Company photo-op – Popoholic
Pharrell Williams and Ellen DeGeneres said words about Kim Burrell’s homophobic sermon – Towleroad
And yet, this raccoon is probably better at math than I am – OMG Blog
Because we need more shows about zombies, Drew Barrymore is doing a show about zombies – Pajiba
JAIL LESLIE JORDAN IMMEDIATELY FOR UPSETTING JOAN COLLINS! – SOW
Lamar Odom is out of rehab – Just Jared
Jake Gyllenhaal took his beefy fur tits for another dip in St. Barts – Popsugar
Pic: Wenn.com