Before Nicole Kidman gets busy with her husband Keith Urban, there’s a couple pesky things she needs to take care of first. One, she’s got to check that Keith isn’t in the middle of a flat iron touch-up (you don’t want the friction from a pillow to put a kink in those sexy straight layers). And two, she’s got to make sure her kids don’t bust in on them and destroy their little eyes with the lifetime-scarring sight of mommy naked wrestling daddy.
Nicole admitted during an interview with The Moms at a screening for Lion in New York City last night that when it’s time to do the nasty, she and Keith tell their daughters – 8-year-old Sunday Rose and 6-year-old Faith Margaret – that they need “kissy-kissy time.” Kissy-kissy time sounds like a post-Botox facial exercise given to a patient to verify that they still have feeling in their lip muscles. But to Nicole and Keith, it means uninterrupted alone time. The introduction of kissy-kissy time happens at the 0:15 mark.
I have a feeling they’ll be forced to think of a new name for kissy-kissy time when their kids get wise to what they’re actually doing, and respond with “Ok Mom and Dad, we’ll just be over here having barfy-barfy time.”
But I like the sound of kissy-kissy time. It’s so whimsical and sweet. And really, kids don’t need to be exposed to the brutal honesty of the situation. They’ll learn when they’re older that it’s not always kissy-kissy time. Sometimes you get happy-screamy time, sweaty-stinky time, or if you’re really unlucky, burny-itchy time.
Here’s more of Nicole wearing some couture by the House of Bathtub Drain Chains at last night’s Lion screening in NYC.