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January 5, 2017 / Posted by:

The Lord of the Rings toy that a great-memaw in Brazil prays to every single day!

When I was a kid, my abuelita would take a few of our Happy Meal toys and decorate the top of her dresser with them. I don’t think she ever prayed to one of them, but if I walked in on her making the sign of the cross after praying to one of my Muppet Babies Happy Meal toys, I would’ve gotten on my knees right next to her. That is an idol I can pray to!  One great-grandma in Brazil apparently prayed to a toy and she didn’t even know it. (Or did she?)

AOL says that in a Facebook post that has gone viral, a woman named Gabriela Brandão writes that her daughter’s great-grandmother prays to a statue of “Saint Anthony” every single day. Gabriela discovered one day that the “Saint Anthony” statue is actually a figurine of Elrond from Lord of the Rings and she found the exact one on eBay. Whenever my spirits need to be lifted up, I’m going to think of a Brazilian great-grandmama praying to a wedding cake topper of Hugo Weaving in immortal elf drag.

It’s not known how that Elrond toy got itself a place in the praying area of Gabriela’s daughter’s grand-grandmother and who knows if anybody told her. I’d like to think that they did tell her and she shrugged and let out a duh, because of course she knows she’s praying to an Elrond statue. The Lord of the Rings IS her religion.

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