Ever since George Clooney surprised the world by getting married again, it feels like there have been plenty of “reports” and “sources” claiming that Amal Clooney is either pregnant or trying to get pregnant or looking at babies . Well, the rumor might finally be true, because some people are saying that Amal is carrying George’s spawn.
According to Lebanon’s Daily Star newspaper, Amal is knocked up with twins and will be giving birth in March. The Daily Star claims thew news was confirmed by someone from either Amal or George’s family. Oh, that source is totally Millie Clooney. She discovered the piss stick while nosing around in the trash one day and decided to spill the news as payback for the last time she was dragged into an embarrassing photo-op.
The International Business Times adds that they have “evidence” to back up the theory that Amal is pregnant. Their evidence is lack of evidence. Amal hasn’t been seen in public since November, which could either mean she’s hiding a twin-filled bump or that she is just really into a weeks-long Netflix marathon at home.
This news is a little different from what OK! was reporting last month, which was that George and Amal were one a one-way road leading to a divorce lawyer’s office because Amal wanted kids and George didn’t.
I’m not sure if I can believe this news. I mean, if Amal was pregnant, wouldn’t People have somehow gotten their hands on a crystal-clear picture of Amal’s first ultrasound? Maybe this is all just one of George’s classic handsome man pranks or a way to drum up some buzz for his next movie. Amal will be strolling down the street, go into “labor” in front of 12-15 paps, and out falls George Clooney from her skirt. “Surprise! It’s just me, George. Hey folks, don’t forget to watch Suburbicon, to be released sometime this year.”