Night Crumbs

Leonardo DiCatchAHo spent his New Year’s holiday in Mexico with members of the Pussy Posse and Nina Agdal, his piece of the moment. At least they tell me that’s Leonardo, but for all we know, it could be a half-man half-pastel ghost. Cool disguise, Leo! – Lainey Gossip

Okay, but did the Tin Man jack off on Bella Thorne’s chest? – Drunken Stepfather

Err, someone should tell Demi Moore to watch Leah Remini’s Scientology show, just in case… – Celebitchy

The faces of the people behind Heidi Montag say it all – Reality Tea 

The post that Kylie Jenner supposedly didn’t write is bland and juvenile, which means I totally think she wrote it – The Superficial

One of the Sister Wives’ daughters came out – Towleroad

I guess Woody Harrelson’s new thing is playing the “mentor” in action movies that will make ten gazillion dollars – IDLYITW

Emma Stone is in W Magazine looking like she’s concentrating hard on pushing out a stubborn fart – Popoholic

I refuse to watch the documentary about Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds because my new year’s resolution was to not cry and not feel things – Pajiba

Rita Ora has obviously never heard of GoGirl! – OMG Blog

Madison “Not An Alcoholic Brand From Wisconsin” Beer is in a one piece – Hollywood Tuna

Heather Locklear has gone back to rehab – WWTDD

This video will continue to give me the awwws until I read about how bananas are really bad for dogs – SOW

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his fiancee gave their newborn baby a canine-themed name and it wasn’t STAINS! How dare JRM do his eye twin like that – Just Jared

Peta Murgatroyd gave birth to the baby she and Maksim Chmerkovskiy made – Popsugar

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