Who Is December’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
And we finally made it to the final Hot Slut of the Month of 2016, and surprisingly enough, we did it without me saying fuck the voting and declaring Joan Collins the Hot Slut of the Year (because something good needs to come out of 2016).
For our final HSOTM battle, we’ve got a beaver gone wild, a cup with an open ass on it, a rapper who really, really loves pussy and a demure piece of clothing that will strangle your pussy. As always, the first 3 HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month and the fourth one was picked by me. Your choices for December are:
The Anti-Christmas Beaver – The angry rodent who became FoxNews’ worst nightmare when it declared war on Christmas by wreaking havoc in the holiday aisle of a Dollar General.
McDonald’s McAss Cup – The McCafe cup that becomes a spread-open, ready-to-receive ass when you draw fingers on it.
MSHO – The cat rapper!
ASOS’ “Unwrap Me” Body Bow – The stunningly sophisticated body bow that is so timeless and demure that I’m sure the Catholic Church will replace their current nun’s habit with it.
This HSOTM contest is going to be a quickie so that we can get to Hot Slut of 2016. The winner will be announced this Friday!
Pics: St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office, @SamSykesSwears, Instagram, ASOS