It seems like the rich and famous of the world spent their holidays sunning their nipples in Barbados or St. Barts, or working a Chanel ski suit in Aspen. But Angelina Jolie really switched it up by taking her 6 children to Crested Butte, Colorado for New Year’s weekend. Angie probably wanted to go to Crested Butte to see the birthplace and hometown of a superstar artiste who has a million times more talent, natural beauty and charisma than her. I’m talking about the one and only Heidi Montag, of course. I can’t wait to see the video of Angie bowing down in front of Heidi’s childhood home as the child army chorus sings an acoustic version of Higher.
A source tells E! News that Angie and the kids flew to Colorado after Christmas and spent their New Year’s Day skiing in front of the paps who just so happened to be in Crested Butte just in case a bigger star like Heidi Montag went home for the holidays. Angie and her children also went toy shopping and bought sweet food stuff at the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory. Meanwhile, a source tells The Daily Mail (via The Mirror) that Brad spent his holidays sober (because he gets booze and drug tested) and sad.
“He desperately misses having his kids with him for Christmas and New Year. He’s broken down in tears so many times – he’s not ashamed to cry anymore. Brad is like a broken man.”
So let’s see, Angie went off to the legal weed wonderland of Colorado with her children and was papped holding a box of delicious stoner goodness?! Way to kick a sober sad stoner in the face while he’s down. Poor Jacques Jolie-Pitt probably hasn’t had one second of sleep during the past few days because he’s had to console a wailing Brad Pitt after real-life Maleficent rubbed Caramel Apples in his face. A cold saint is cold!
And here’s more pictures of St. Angie smiling for the paparazzi as the paparazzi think to themselves, “I guess we’ll take pics of this one while waiting for Heidi Montag to show up.”