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January 3, 2017 / Posted by:

The dick filled with balloons at the Alabama “Nut Drop” on New Year’s Eve!

2017 is slapping me in the face with all kinds of surprises because I never thought I’d ever type these words: I wish I was in Alabama on New Year’s Eve. WLOX has let us peen aficionados know that the city to be in on December 31st was Dothan, AL, because that was the place where the “Nut Drop” went down. “Girl, please, in the Celebrity Centre bathhouse on New Year’s night, we had several nut drops…..if you know what I mean.” said a winking John Travolta.

Dothan is apparently “The Peanut Capital of the World,” so they hosted a Peanut Drop, which everyone is calling a Nut Drop, because we’re all filthy whores and it just sounds better. For their Peanut Drop, the city hung something that looks like a peanut over the street and something that was supposed to look like a peanut filled with balloons, but instead looked more like a diseased cut dick covered with genital warts. (And yes, I’d hit it, still.) Dothan could’ve just kept that dick of balloon as is and called it their tribute to John Mayer, but instead, that peen opened up and out flowed dozens of jizz and piss balls.

Sorry, NYC, but Dothan, AL outdid you. While you dropped one measly nutsack, they dropped a big ole’ dick on the people.

Pic: Benjamin Irwin’s Facebook (Thanks to everyone who sent this in!)

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