When I last wrote about the dating adventures of gold digging icon, legendary schemer and professional ladder climber Wendi Deng, she had supposedly been dropping her poon on the peen of Donald Trump’s sweet Russian boo Vladimir Putin. But just when we all thought that the world was going to get the ultimate real-life Bond villain couple in Deng and Putin (PuDeng), she denied that she was motorboating his double-stuffed chest blinis. Sometime between then and the holidays, Wendi has gotten with a dude whose entire checking account balance probably fits on the receipt he gets after taking money out from an ATM. Wendi is dating a young piece who is not a billionaire. The League of Extraordinary Gold Diggers must be so confused and scared right now, because one their Gods has become the sugar mama. We’re really living in the Upside Down.
Wendi officially divorced evil billionaire and fellow gold digger messiah Jerry Hall’s husband Rupert Murdoch in 2014 after she allegedly fucked around with a couple of high-powered men including Tony Blair. (Side note: That Vanity Fair article I linked needs to be turned into a 10-part mini-series NOW!) When it looked like Vladimir Putin was not going to become Wendi Deng’s latest mark, I figured she would make her move on a new evil overlord like Kim Jong-un or Trump. But 48-year-old Wendi has picked herself up a boy toy instead and is wet humping on 21-year-old Hungarian model Bertold Zahoran.
The Daily Mail has pictures of Wendi and Bertold in St. Barts over the New Year’s weekend together. Wendi’s daughters with Rupert Murdoch, 15-year-old Grace and 13-year-old Chloe, were also in St. Barts with their mother and their mom’s trick. Bertold also posted this picture on Instagram:
Someone tell Wendi that just because she’s boning a 21-year-old, doesn’t mean she has to accessorize like one (see: that dreadful ass tattoo choker).
Wendi is like a come-to-life soap opera villainess to me and every soap opera villainess needs a toy to keep her parts occupied before she moves on to her next high-powered billionaire husband, so I say, get it, Wendi. But don’t think that Wendi is going against gold digging principals by paying Bertold’s way. I’m sure that as soon as Bertold gets home, he’ll find an invoice for his St. Barts trip waiting for him. And if he doesn’t pay up, he better watch out, because we all know that Wendi doesn’t play.
Here’s a few more pictures of Wendi’s Hungarian model piece: