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The Hollyweed sign that started off 2017 the right way!
A giant chunk of 2016 may have been as pleasant as getting claw banged in the dick slit by a tiger, but 2017 has already started off on a high note (high being the key word) thanks to the hero who changed the Hollywood sign to Hollyweed yesterday.
KTLA says that someone (suspects: Snoop Dogg, Cheech & Chong, me while in a good shit haze) spent their New Year’s Day morning changing the Hollywood sign to Hollyweed. L.A. Police Officer Christopher Garcia tells KTLA that they have surveillance footage of the suspect, who they believe is a dude, using tarps to beautify the hell out of the Hollywood sign. The cops say that since it was raining and dark, they aren’t sure how tall the dude is or what his race is, but they know that he Willie Nelson’d the Hollywood sign sometime between midnight and two in the morning.
There are sensors at the sign that trigger an alarm for police, but because the sensors are only in certain areas of the letters, it’s possible to avoid them. There’s a road accessible to the public by foot and car behind the sign.
“We believe this person came from behind the sign,” Garcia said.
This isn’t the first time that a hero has changed the sign to Hollyweed. It was done in 1976.
Yesterday and today are holidays, so the city should’ve taken their sweet time in changing it back. You know, sit back, have a few legal joints and get to it when they get to it. Or better yet, just leave it up! But yesterday, they took off the tarps that turned the Os into Es. This is what it look like halfway through:
“Hollywoed” works too!
I don’t know if the Hollyweed hero is a stoner or not, but if they are, then nobody can ever say shit about stoners being lazy, unmotivated and not ambitious. Because not only did they pull their good shit-filled body off of the couch and actually go outside, they hiked to the Hollywood sign to commit one of the first heroic acts of 2017. So everyone should raise a bong, joint, blunt or vape pen to them!
Pics: Getty