Azaelia Banks Went In On Sia For Protesting Her Chicken Murdering

December 31, 2016 / Posted by:

Perma-troll Azealia Banks decided to cap off everyone’s dismal 2016 by Snapchatting evidence that she’s been sacrificing chickens in her home for several years under the auspices of religion. You can watch THAT authentic-looking mess here.

Reacting to the kind of upsetting display, wigged-in-the-face musicmaker Sia took to Twitter (via XXL).

If you know Azealia, you know that she’s more likely to hug Russell Crowe to her troubled bosom than she is to pass up a chance to incinerate a perceived enemy on social media. It wasn’t much different from the 10,000 other times she’s ripped on someone publicly. Long and brutal (via The Shaderoom)!

I thought #AzealiaBanks was going to be nice now 😩 #Sia

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Azealia didn’t even wait for Sia to acknowledge that “first warning” before she gave her a second one.

“And your ugly pasty dry white lady winter skin face is the ugliest face I’ve ever seen that must be why you hide it all the time,” Banks wrote. “HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR MY FUCKING TRADITIONAL AFRICAN RELIGION YOU POMPOUS WHITE BITCH.”

It sounds like if Azealia ever decides to retire from her chosen career of musician/messy attention troll, she could find something fulfilling to do at the Clinique counter at Macy’s. She’s obviously got the opinions and the aesthetic know-how to knock all those other make-upped mannequins to the floor!

Oh and, thankfully because who doesn’t want to hear from them, The Church Of Satan chimed in.

Azealia may classify herself as a “witch” but she doesn’t want the real thing on her ass. We’ve all seen Rosemary’s Baby. You eat the chocolate mousse, there’s suddenly terrifying demon eyes hovering over you, and nine months later, Ruth Gordon is snatching your devil baby. Watch your ass, Azealia!

Pic: Instagram

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