Afternoon Crumbs

December 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Cutting her good snorting finger in a boating accident helped Lindsay Lohan understand the suffering of Syrian refugees. Well, it’s official, I guess whatever was left of LiLo’s brain was in the finger that got sliced up – The Superficial

Marky Mark spent his holidays like a Real Housewife: sipping on ro-zay in an ugly pink swimsuit on a yacht in the Caribbean – Lainey Gossip

Adele may have gotten married on the down low during Christmastimes  – Celebitchy

Countess Luann de Lesseps is going to marry that bald ball of sleaze on New Year’s Eve and I’m sure Bethenny Frankel is going to get her a very useful wedding gift (read: a divorce lawyer’s card) – Reality Tea

Like most famous tricks on this planet this week, Kate Bosworth is in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

These LOVE Advent videos are never ever going to stop coming – The Nip Slip

Our reigning Queen of THOTs posed in her chonies again, because the world will stop turning if she doesn’t – Popoholic

And just like that, Charlie Sheen has ordered ALL the Alexas – Hollywood Tuna

My brain would shart up a thousand WTFs over what Sofia Vergara is wearing but it’s too busy sharting up a thousand WTFs over Joe ManJello wearing a shirt in Bora Bora – Popsugar

Ashley Greene announced her engagement with a cheesy video that’s more embarrassing than TwilightIDLYITW

GARGOYLES! SLYCICS! DOARK-SIDED! Azealia Banks is getting attention today for Snapchatting a video of her showing off the bruja closet where she has allegedly sacrificed chickens. Well, if she’s a renter, there goes her deposit – Just Jared

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