Rob Kardashian Spent Last Night In The Hospital

Of course my first question was: “Was he there being treated for konstant fame whore exposure?” Nope, not yet. Sadly there’s no cure for that. Rob Kardashian was actually in the hospital because he had a health scare after his diabetes started acting up. TMZ says that on Wednesday evening, Rob Kardashian was admitted to the hospital around 9:45 for “medical distress.”

TMZ originally reported that Rob had suffered a mental breakdown. But today TMZ is saying that the mental breakdown rumor was not true and a diabetes flare-up is what put him in there. Rob was really stressed out about the drama between him and Blac Chyna, like their messy social media throw-down and her missing invitation to the Kardashian Khristmas Party.

Aapparently when Rob gets sad, Rob eats his feelings. TMZ says Rob ate “excessively” over the holidays and gained an “alarming” amount of weight.

Sucking back food like Kris Jenner sucks back young souls spiked Rob’s diabetes into the danger zone. A source tells E! News that Rob’s condition wasn’t life-threatening, but he did have to stay overnight while doctors attempted to stabilize him. Both Black Chyna and Kris Jenner went to the hospital last night to be with Rob. Kris stuck around for a bit, but Chyna stayed with Rob until he was released this morning.

Rob is so selfish. Couldn’t he have at least waited until the new year to binge eat himself into the emergency room? Everyone is on holidays! I bet Kris Jenner and Blac Chyna spent all night in the hospital waiting room on their phones trying to find a member of the Rob & Chyna camera crew who was available to meet them at the hospital. That’s probably why Kris left before Rob was released. There’s no point sticking around if you can’t use the situation in at least two episodes.

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