Kumail Nanjiani Tweeted His Journey With A Pantless Passenger
Many weird and gross things have happened on airplanes and Kumail Nanjiani (aka Dinesh from Silicon Valley) recently experienced peak-airplane awkwardness. And he later tweeted about it.
Kumail was on a long flight a few days ago and was seated next to the pantless passenger airing out his crotch in the picture above. Kumail has a lot more self control than most people, because instead of calling the air marshal and reporting an act of business class grossness, he kept his feelings to himself until he landed. He finally tweeted about it yesterday. He probably needed a full 24-hours to soak his brain in bleach in an attempt to get rid of that mid-air mental image.
According to Kumail, it happened right after they boarded. Bare-thigh guy dropped his pants, fastened his seat belt, and threw his feet up on the wall.
After 4 hours, a flight attendant finally said "Could you please put your feet down? People are walking through here." 40 second stare down.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
5 mins go by & he thrusts one foot back up like a fist raised against an unjust sky. pic.twitter.com/HsYGAK6TO8
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
You’d think a guy with no pants would be in a great mood, but no. Kumail says he was acting as if someone had forced him to put his pants back on.
This guy was rude to the staff the entire time. If he didn't get the flight attendant's attention, he would slam his fist on the armrest.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
And apparently no-pants guy had been looking forward to tearing off his pants:
Before boarding, he stood right at the gate 30 mins early. Wheelchairs went around him. "I can't wait to get in there & get my pants off!"
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
Eventually the plane reached its destination, and Kumail’s plane buddy was forced to return his junk back into its depressing denim holding cell (ie. he had to put his pants back on).
Descending. No jeans. Right before landing, he stands in the aisle, in defiance of decency & lighted seatbelt signs. He puts on his jeans. pic.twitter.com/s2pa4draEJ
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
Best part: The movie he chose to watch through his hairy thigh "V"? Florence Foster Jenkins. About a woman who can't READ THE ROOM. The End.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
I disagree with Kumail’s declaration that the best part was that he was watching Florence Foster Jenkins. The best part to me is that it appears he’s wearing a wedding ring. Pantless Pete is married! That means there’s someone out there who was waiting for No-Pants to come home so they could chew his boxer-covered ass out. “I can’t believe you’d watch Florence Foster Jenkins without me!”
Pic: Instagram