Kumail Nanjiani Tweeted His Journey With A Pantless Passenger

December 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Many weird and gross things have happened on airplanes and Kumail Nanjiani (aka Dinesh from Silicon Valley) recently experienced peak-airplane awkwardness. And he later tweeted about it.

Kumail was on a long flight a few days ago and was seated next to the pantless passenger airing out his crotch in the picture above. Kumail has a lot more self control than most people, because instead of calling the air marshal and reporting an act of business class grossness, he kept his feelings to himself until he landed. He finally tweeted about it yesterday. He probably needed a full 24-hours to soak his brain in bleach in an attempt to get rid of that mid-air mental image.

According to Kumail, it happened right after they boarded. Bare-thigh guy dropped his pants, fastened his seat belt, and threw his feet up on the wall.

You’d think a guy with no pants would be in a great mood, but no. Kumail says he was acting as if someone had forced him to put his pants back on.

And apparently no-pants guy had been looking forward to tearing off his pants:

Eventually the plane reached its destination, and Kumail’s plane buddy was forced to return his junk back into its depressing denim holding cell (ie. he had to put his pants back on).

I disagree with Kumail’s declaration that the best part was that he was watching Florence Foster Jenkins. The best part to me is that it appears he’s wearing a wedding ring. Pantless Pete is married! That means there’s someone out there who was waiting for No-Pants to come home so they could chew his boxer-covered ass out. “I can’t believe you’d watch Florence Foster Jenkins without me!

Pic: Instagram

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