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December 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Orgy, the greatest board game of 1967, if not the greatest board game in history!

Horny drunk messes in the 60s and 70s really knew how to party, because when they weren’t doing coke off of their neighbor’s husband’s dick at a key party, they were playing board games like Orgy! A board game called Orgy sounds like some Twister-like shit, but instead of landing on colors, you land on sex acts you gotta do with the other players. So basically, a slow weekday night at Charlie Sheen’s house. But Orgy the board game was actually a drinking game.

It came with a fancy bong-type looking genie lamp thing and a bib. I mean, don’t you wear a bib during the orgies you partake in? It makes for easy clean up. Everybody at an orgy should wear a cum bib! Board Game Geek says that you filled the bong thing with the sweet nectar of your choice and the goal was to pour booze into your partner’s mouth without spilling any of it. This was actually a board game that existed.

Here’s the exciting new indoor sport for people who love people. Orgy begins by choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the “Porron” (translation: to pour it on) filled with your favorite libation. Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills. Rewards to winners are optimal.

Well, and I guess if everyone got fucked up enough, it turned into an actual orgy.

The year 1967 is a major contender for the best year of the 20th century and that’s because during that time, you could get a drinking board game called Orgy by sending $10 to Gaylord James Inc. Now that was a time to be alive.

Pic: Board Game Geek

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