“Relationship” is in quotation marks, because “Ongoing promotion for their upcoming music collaboration” was too long.
A rumor started last week that Drake and Jennifer Lopez were maybe dating each other. Drake and JLo are working on a music project together, and things had apparently gotten romantic. Last night on Instagram, they decided to help people believe that they’re making more than just music. Pretend-relationship pro Taylor Swift is shaking her head at Drake’s showmance game. “Instagramming a sensual cuddle? Slow down, it’s not the Amazing Race. Start small, like having the paps catch you kissing on a rock or something.”
Both Drake and JLo Instagrammed the same picture of Drake giving sensual stunt queen face while couch-cuddling his cougar mama, who just so happens to be wearing a giant diamond ring on that finger. Although I’m sure that ring means nothing. When Drake and JLo are ready to work the engagement angle, it will be a tasteful and intimate moment, like on stage at the Grammys.
Both pictures were posted without captions. Although captions would be totally unnecessary. That picture is telling us exactly what its purpose is, which is to keep the “Are Drake and JLo are thing?” stories coming.
Rihanna was dragged into this situation before, and of course she’s being dragged in again. Shortly after Drake and JLo got a little attention on Instagram, Rihanna allegedly clicked the “unfollow” button on both of them. Okay, but I’m guessing that has nothing to do with being sad. It’s more to do with Rihanna taking the proper precautions to make sure the extra-strength desperation from Drake and JLo’s next social media stunt from accidentally cracking her phone screen.