Afternoon Crumbs
Dame Helen Mirren told Graham Norton that she often gets recognized while waiting in line for the bathroom and it’s awkward because she can’t piss in peace. You mean famous people don’t have some kind of special secret celebrity VIP bathroom with a little red carpet leading to every toilet? How dreadful! – SOW
Yet another LOVE Advent video, this time featuring Elsa Hosk writhing awkwardly in what appears to be a bikini made from strawberry Fruit Roll-Ups – Drunken Stepfather
President Obama thinks he would’ve beaten Donald Trump if he ran again – Celebitchy
“Oh, look, there’s a new definition for me,” said Unsexy while watching Kylie Jenner and Tyga’s video thing – The Superficial
Ex-Real Housewives are just like current Real Housewives, they can’t pay their bills either – Reality Tea
Richard Hammond is totally from the Tom Cruise School of Homophobic Ice Cream-Eating Theories – Towleroad
Here’s Ariel Winter dressed up as Santa’s side-piece – Popoholic
I’m still not sure who Candy Ken is, but he is giving off a major Spring Breakers-meets-high fructose corn syrup vibe – (NSFW) OMG Blog
The most glaring omission from this list of ways Rogue One: A Star Wars Story missed the mark is that it didn’t include an origin story for my favorite character, Sy Snootles – Pajiba
Kendall Jenner’s LOVE Advent video only got 210k views, which means Kris Jenner just put Khloe to work refreshing that video until her finger snaps – Hollywood Tuna
Gabrielle Union was in a money fight with BET, but it’s over now – Just Jared
Derek and Julianne Hough and their family went snowmobiling over Christmas. As a Canadian, I must say I’m disappointed that no one was wearing a neon Ski-Doo one-piece suit – Popsugar
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