The last time we checked in on the skinny revolving door that is Leonardo DiCaprio’s dating life, Jack Nicholson Jr. was supposedly getting with bikini model Nina Agdal. Nina got to tag along with Leo and his life intern, Lukas Haas, on a trip to Mexico a few weeks ago. Well, it sounds like another blonde bikini model walked a little too close to Leo and got caught in his gravitational manwhore pull.
Page Six says that Leo was seen at a restaurant in Los Angeles last week working his pussy-gettin’ game on a blonde bikini model named Paige Watkins. Leo was there with several members of the Pussy Posse, like born-again bro Tobey Maguire. A source claims Leo and Paige took a bunch of smoke breaks together, which sounds exactly like what I always pictured was Leo’s idea of foreplay.
Later they went to 1OAK and it got romantic. The source, who I’m sure isn’t Paige’s publicist, says she was sitting on Leo’s lap, and that they looked “pretty close” and appeared to be kissing a couple times.
After the club, Leo and Paige and his friends went back to his place. If you ask Leo’s rep what they did once they got there, you’ll get a story about board games and sundae-making and whatever else you do when you want people to think you weren’t humping on a model not named Nina Agdal. Leo’s rep tells Page Six that everything about Leo and Paige’s night is LIES. A spokesperson for 1OAK tells the same story, saying that the only thing Leo was doing at the club was enjoying a holiday party with “all of this boys.” A rep for Paige’s modelling agency got in on it too, saying that Leo and Paige “are definitely not a couple.” Another source says that Leo really likes Nina and he would never “be seen in public with another girl.” Oh, I guess this one was just a mirage?
But where was Nina Agdal while all of this was happening? Page Six says she was out of town for a photo shoot.
So maybe this is all just some post-club damage control to convince us that Paige’s mouth was no where near Leo’s. Or maybe that source was wrong; maybe what she was doing just looked like kissing and lap-sitting. There is a chance Paige was sitting on Leo’s lap so she could get close enough to blow away a couple stray panty threads and blonde hairs off his face. I’m sure that Lukas Haas sometimes doesn’t get them all after Leo wakes up from his mid-afternoon model-pile nap.