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December 25, 2016 / Posted by:

PETER! (as played by Greg Wrangler) from the legendary Folgers holiday commercial that played for centuries and centuries!

Starting in the mid-1980s, Folgers ran their iconic “Peter Comes Home For Christmas” and it feels like it still plays today, but it was actually retired in the early 2000s. That shit was a movie! Peter, who looks like a 30-something brown-headed Ken doll but was supposed to be a college student, comes home unannounced on Christmas morning. When Peter comes through the doors, the little Poltergeist-looking girl wakes up and after he flicks on the Christmas tree with the touch of a switch, his little sister (I’m guessing, or maybe she’s the daughter he made with his high school girlfriend and then dumped on his parents, probably) runs down the stairs screaming, “PETER!”

Since Peter took the red eye and needs to caffeinate his brain to deal with that nosy blond girl and his family, he immediately goes to the kitchen to make Folgers. Either Peter’s family has some sensitive noses or he put like 45 spoonfuls of Folgers to make that shit extra strong, because they wake up and come downstairs to find PETER!

You’re supposed to feel the awwws, but honestly, I’d be pissed if Peter woke my ass up on Christmas Day, one of the lone days of the year when it’s perfectly fine to sleep in (even if your kid is screaming at you to get up). But not only did Peter’s selfish ass wake everyone up, he woke their asses up with some Folgers! Not Starbucks or Coffee Bean or anything like that. I mean, those old people took care of Peter’s daughter while he lived the life in college and they get Folgers!? I’d tell Peter to take his uninvited ass and that Folgers to the Motel 6 down the street. But they all seem happy about it.

Greg Wrangler, the actor who played the iconic role of Peter, did an interview with BrandlandUSA in 2008, and he said this when asked if he actually drinks Folgers.

Yes, I DID for a LONG time, but with the recent rise in all these “gourmet” brands I rarely drink Folgers… but don’t get me wrong.. I look at Starbucks like a cult.. Still not convinced that there isn’t some additive chemical in their product. I used to have a girlfriend who got up at 6 a.m. and would walk down the street in her PJ’s with a jacket on to get her Starbucks (before they sold it at the market)….insane!! I like my coffee in bed.

Okay, I do love that Peter went on to become a Starbucks truther.

Funny Or Die did a play on Peter where Peter doesn’t turn out to be Peter. But I’m going to need a full-on sequel where Peter’s daughter is a teenager and when he decides to come home after years of not talking to her, she throws a hot pot of Folgers in his face while saying, “You were never my father, Peter!”

 

(For Kristi)

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