Hot Slut Of The Day!

The Santa Claus from Alabama who had to fight for his right to proudly put a HO HO license plate on his Toyota sleigh! 

There’s a disturbing epidemic that’s happening in the US right now. DMVs across the land are shitting out a load of coal on requests from Santas wanting to put HO on their ride. One Santa in Salt Lake City had to smear peppermint-infused Crisco on his face, put razors in his beard and ask Mrs. Claus to hold his sack so that he could fight the DMV about his HO HO HO license plate. The DMV eventually gave in. And in Montgomery, Alabama, another Santa Claus (civilian name: Dave Reid) also had to fight the state’s Department of Revenue over his HO HO license plate. The war on Christmas has never been so real.

Santa Dave tells WSFA-TV that he is a professional Santa and brings Christmas joy to the children of Alabama all year round. Six years ago, Santa Dave wanted to really holly jolly up his red SUV with a special vanity plate. He tried all sorts of vanity plate options and they were all taken. He eventually went with the words that people say when two out of three Kartrashians walk into a room together: HO HO. Personally, I would’ve gone with THHHOT (that ho ho ho over there), but HO HO works too. Santa’s SUV has been spreading some holiday cheeriness across the streets of Alabama for the past six years, but when he tried to renew his HO HO plate, the Department of Revenue just had to be a mega Grinch about it.

They denied Santa Dave’s vanity plate renewal after declaring that it was offensive and vulgar. It took them six years to figure that out, apparently. So they’re either Santa-haters or slut-shamers. Santa Dave didn’t understand at all, because vanity plates like UA (or the University of Alabama) HOE are acceptable, but HO HO wasn’t.

“I have a 1999 4Runner that across the back glass says ‘My other ride is a sleigh’ with a wildlife license plate that says HO HO. How offensive is that? People drive by me on the interstate so everyone can wave and take a picture. Who is offended by that? It’s ridiculous.”

The Department of Revenue ruined Santa’s Christmas, but thankfully the local news aired this important story and they changed their minds. They renewed Santa Dave’s HO HO plate. Christmas is saved!

And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and try to get a vanity plate that reads “U A HOE.“