Despite our current political situation feeling like we’re all aboard a transatlantic flight when suddenly a complete and utter jackass with no training has been allowed to fly the fucking plane, there is still room for laughter.
This week, when Donald Trump wasn’t bizarrely insisting that more nuclear weapons would solve all of our problems, he bragged about all the A-listers dying to be at his inauguration. The laughter stems from the fact that he might be… hold on to your pearls… lying. President-elect Circus Peanut is reportedly panicking because most celebrities would rather be caught in inappropriate situations with farm animals than be seen at his inauguration. One celebrity, however, has stepped forward to offer their star power.
That celebrity is Alec Baldwin! Trump loves his ass!
I wanna perform at Trump's inauguration.
I wanna sing HIGHWAY TO HELLhttps://t.co/fCTArIajFb
— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) December 23, 2016
Despite the obvious sarcasm, Trump might want to take Alec up on the offer, because the star power wattage meter on the inauguration is reading “LOW,” according to EW.
Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration is a little less than a month away, but the musical lineup is currently a bit lacking star power. America’s Got Talent alum Jackie Evancho is set to sing the national anthem, and there will also be performances by the Radio City Rockettes and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, but so far no major pop stars have signed on for the gig.
There’s a solution to this problem. There’s ALREADY a star DYING to sing out loud and sing out proud at the inauguration. Chachi! Scott Baio LOVES Trump! You would think that ass-licking speech he gave at the RNC would guarantee him a spot on the roster. He sings, you know. But I’m sure Erin Moran has more class than that, though.